I’m not gonna write a lot here, because the news keeps coming in faster than I can write. Let’s just use this space to comment on what’s going on and our thoughts.
Out of all the stupid news that has occurred since Ross finally fired Arrogant Adam, the WORST news is that the Dolphins are re-signing DeVante parker for two more excruciating years.
Here is my prediction for Parker over the next 2 years (32 games):
He’ll be “hurt” and unable to play in 21 of those 32 games. He’ll drop 19 passes per year. He’ll run slow, lazy routes 90% of the time. He will jump for only 2 balls and make extra effort on zero balls. He will nonchalantly tip 7 passes into defenders’ arms for interceptions. And his coaches will praise him.