Somehow the Miami Dolphins have lost every single game they ever played against the Houston Texans.
Whether Houston was a terrible new expansion team with bust David Carr at the helm, or a decent playoff team under Gary “Hair Dye” Kubiak, it didn’t matter. The Texans have won every time.
Now we can reverse that trend.
On offense, Houston is a one-man team behind Arian Foster. Let’s not fool ourselves into thinking that Brian Hoyer is a good quarterback. That was the failed Philbin philosophy: keep talking about how talented Thad Lewis and Brian Hoyer and Geno Smith are, so that when you lose to these bums, you can lie to yourself and say you lost to an excellent QB. Enough of that nonsense.
Punish Hoyer the same way you punished Mariota, and watch the results.
On defense, the Texans have a fine line. They have a guy named JJ Watt on the team who’s in the news, tv, commericals, and Internet just as much as Gronk, Amy Schumer, Kardashians, and other people we’re sick of seeing every single day of our lives. Talented, yes? Need to see them every time they show up someplace? Er, no.
Is JJ overrated? Nope, he is a beast. He must be dealt with. And I’m confident that Dan Campbell will have some ideas as to how to deal JJ. Even if it’s running the opposite direction of him all day long, we’ll take it !
We have a chance to become a .500 team tomorrow, and we need to take advantage of that, because we all know who’s coming up next on Thursday Night Football…