Yes, we will probably not have Albert Wilson in 3 days.   Kenny Stills is likely out too.

But neither of those scenarios is worth letting DeVante Parker play.   Parker causes negative plays, so him not suiting up is more beneficial than forcing him to fill in.  The guy has never hustled in his entire Dolphin career, and he causes turnovers for us.   He’s awful.   I just hope no G.M. from another team reads this.   I want other teams to think that DeVante is good.

Amari Cooper just got traded for a FIRST ROUND PICK.     Surely DeVante Parker is worth a Second or Third.

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  1. I agree totally! Dolphins want 3rd round pick for this #14 draft bust. They have a better chance of 3 sleeves of Gatorade cups. That’s all she’s worth. And her agent calling Gase out-hilarious. Agent’s brain is worth less that Ms. Parker’s value. But judging by Cooper for 1st round pick,Ms. Parker may be a 3rd but certainly not by any front office with a functioning brain. Maybe another 2-3 WRs will go down this week and we can expect a case of Gatorade to drink using those cups as her value soars!

  2. Cooper did have a season where he had 1500 yards receiving. And the cowboys might be the only team with a worse combination of front office and coaching than Miami in the NFL. I wouldn’t really take to much out of this other than one of the few teams worth trading a high pick for a wideout is off the market.

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      FF27, I would never compare the Dallas front office to ours. Jerry Jones has several super bowls under his belt, with various coaches.
      But the thing I most admire (and you guys hear me say this all the time) is that he lives and breathes Dallas Cowboys. You never see him in the news supporting his “other” businesses. Oh, and he lives in Dallas. Imagine having an owner who cares enough to be close to his team.
      Matt Higgins, one of Ross’s Dolphins partners, is featured on Shark Tank this season. Because investing time and effort on amateur inventors is more important than building a winning NFL team to these guys.

      1. Ross DOES live close to the team he really supports,the Jets and travels to the other team he supports in Michigan. WeE are a business/money-making hobby for him. He has zero interest beyond that.

  3. Dude, you’re bringing up bullshit about Parker when the Dolphins got embarrassed in front of their home crowd in their own stadium with a rookie running rough shod over them? Who givesashit about Parker? The Dolphins had one of the best receivers in the NFL and they got rid of him. What did the Dolphins organization get for Ajayi? NFL teams already know that they don’t have to give up jackshit to get one of the Dolphins top notch players.

    Com’on ADMIN, you’re smarter than this. Picking on DeVante Parker won’t ease the ass kicking stings that’s further awaiting this team. Seems like you’re just trying to get a rise out of KARMATOURER. Is that some kind of tiny feel good satisfaction you seek for a dismal game you saw your team play yesterday? DeVante Parker can’t save the Dolphins. The Dolphins are on to Houston to play a Thursday night game and honestly, I don’t think I can take watching it.

    1. Uh,Ms. Parker is not and never will be a “Dolphins top notch player”. Everybody know that. 8 TDs in 4 years and under 2k yds. total. This is a crap team with or without injuries,their crap stinking just a little less when EVERY player is healthy. But thanks for the props Phil.

      1. Who said that Parker is one of the Dolphins “top notch players?” I said NFL teams already know that they don’t have to “give up jackshit to get one of the Dolphins top notch players.” And I said that after talking about Jay Ajayi which the Dolphins organization gave away for a $1 ten piece chicken nugget deal.

        But boy KARMATOURER, you’re one cold MF’er. You just don’t have no sympathy or hope for the Dolphins. Can’t say I blame you. Any hope I had just dwindled away when I watched the Dolphins get their head handed to them in front of a home crowd. Only good thing I can look forward to now is the bye week so I don’t have to see or hear about another embarrassing loss.

        1. I’ve been a fan since ’65. I experienced the highs and lows. nothing since Marino left makes me happy about this team. Even that laughable playoff team a few years ago. The beat the slugd and were handed 2 wins by the 2 worst teams un the NFL,Cle and SF but when we played good teams at the end of the season,we were crushed. It was an aberration and nearly everyone knew it. I think Gruden is doing it right by trading his few good players and now has 3 1st round picks. They will suffer for a few seasons but are moving to Vegas and that will e great.I’d rather go that route that 5-7 wins every season.

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      Actually, no. I’m stating an opinion. I’ve been against Parker since day one, whether Karma supports me or not. Apparently, the Dolphins were shopping Parker, and they inactivated him yesterday in order to keep him healthy for the imminent trade. But now we lost 2 starting WRs. So the logical rush to judgment is to say, “Well, we cannot trade Parker now because we need WRs.” I feel that is a trap. I feel that is a cop-out. There is no way on earth than Isiah Ford or Leonte Carroo can be that much less productive than Parker. The math doesn’t add up.
      With or without Parker, the Dolphins are in trouble in several other areas. 24 hours ago, I would have said the defense is fine. But after watching the Lion Rookie Cubs and 4th-stringers decimate our starters, we’re back to square one.

      1. Career stats in 4 years for the #14 pick. 8TDs under 2k yards and never showing any effort or desire. Poster child for “empty uniform”.

  4. Unbelievable luck when it rains it pours with this team. If I had faith that Parker could string together a few good games to up his value I’d play him. Highly unlikely though…

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